OH GOODY

Yeah! That's right, Motel Hell is at Terror Tuesday tonight! 10:40! Sponsored by the heroic masters of the universe known as Vulcan Video. 10:40, but if I were you, I'd show up early. This movie, while not actually important, is pretty well known/great. + free sausages. YUMMO! Not that you will really want to eat it while you watch this movie.

POST ON FIRE

Thanks for getting it wrong, Austin Chronicle. Why make up quotes? Why try to be the Sage of All Things and Expert of All Business, when you are a weekly paper and inherently stuck in that world? Why go about things in such a strange, even dishonest way? It all seems unnecessary. At the very least adisclaimer along the lines of "BASED ON A TRUE STORY" would be appropriate for this cover story. All complains aside, and I do have quite a few, congrats on making an compelling piece of fiction

THURSDAY
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